ihaveabsolutelynoidea:

god saw his children suffering and was like “hey what if you took bread and made it into a bowl and put soup or pasta in there how cool would that be”

and it was good

I need someone to send partial nudes to because my butt looks nice today like why don’t I have someone like that in my life

You can tell so much about a person by the way they leave you.
― Redvers Bailey  (via nectarinejam)

(Source: guntoyourhead)

bongsniffer:

under socialism everyone has to wear black skinny jeans. thats what socialism is. that is all marx was ever trying to say

  • Smokey the Bear: 9 out of 10 forest fires are caused by humans.
  • Humans: Oh my god, not ALL humans! I've never caused ONE forest fire, why am I being lumped in with the few bad guys out there? This is so people-ist. Wahhhh
  • mermandos:

    y’all try to find the tiniest reason to not support sj/feminism like “oh wow a troll blog once said eating chinese food is cultural appropriation haha sorry i guess i don’t support trans rights at all anymore”

    partybarackisinthehousetonight:

    be careful what you post online because future employers might see it and want to hang out with you because you’re so cool

    The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.
    ― Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )
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